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Venice and Ebay

Type Venice into Ebay tonight, and you get a list of about 2600 items up for auction. Some cool stuff in there, but there are too many misses. Venice, California. Venice, Florida. Shoes.Thomas Kincade painting (kill me now). Endless bad postcards. Gondola charms.

So here's a magic potion. Copy and paste this into the Ebay auction search engine. It cuts the lame listings around in half.

venice -beach -oil -lace -shoe -barn -florida -satin -sterling -murano -postcard -repro -leon -italiangift -monet -renoir -birkenstock -jacquard -sandal -shoes -sandals -oriental -midas -size -kincade -death -floyd -heritage -jeans -mens -bubble -bed -dress -california -ca -curtain -wynonna -amd

I would have made it longer, but Ebay has a limit. You still have to slog through about a thousand or so listings, but at least it's browsable. Maybe you can improve on it for me by knocking out some of the less potent filters and replacing them with better ones.

Gems I found tonight (these links will die in a week or so):

http://cgi.ebay.com/1967-UNFAMILIAR-VENICE-William-Mathewson-Milliken-hc-dj_W0QQitemZ4649395431QQcategoryZ378QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/16mm-Home-Movie-ITALY-30s-VENICE-GRAND-CANAL-ST-MARKS_W0QQitemZ9147735152QQcategoryZ63821QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/HK-HOMANN-coloured-Venice-Italy-map-1716_W0QQitemZ7421372090QQihZ016QQcategoryZ38325QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Venice-1703-FASC-BENEDIC-EXORCISMORUM-I-Fattori_W0QQitemZ7423245195QQcategoryZ2201QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/COOKS-TRAVELLERS-HANDBOOK-VENICE-VENETIA-1st-1925_W0QQitemZ7042028937QQihZ014QQcategoryZ12567QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

An Inconvenient Truth

Risingsealevel

NASA oceanographers announced this month that sea level rose, on average, 3 millimeters (0.1 inches) per year between 1993 and 2005. They think about half came from melting ice and half from thermal expansion as the ocean soaks up heat from global warming. The trend line seems pretty obvious.

Equally obvious are the perilous implications for coastal, sea-level cities like Venice. Venice's countermeasures, including the MOSE dike system and the raising of the lagoon-facing quays, can forestall flooding. But if the trend is relentless, we're really just buying a few ticks on the geologic time game clock. And unless we begin to actively think about what can be done to reverse the trend itself, we will have to consider accepting Venice's eventual surrender to the sea.

Ah, but the linear trend is not that spooky, right? Let's see, an inch every 10 years or so ... less than a foot a century, right? Maybe we'll just roll up our pant legs a bit and build higher walls.

Unfortunately, there's reason to believe the trend may become curvilinear, ascending in a graceful, lethal upward swoop. Earth's floating glaciers function as a kind of mirror, reflecting some of the sun's energy out of the atmosphere and into space. But as the floating glaciers melt from the effects of global warming, this mirror effect disappears and the sun's energy can directly heat the ocean previously beneath the glaciers . And the ocean retains, rather than reflects heat.

So while we may be seeing a gradual sea rise due to glacial melt, once the glacial is gone, things may get hot fast. Very fast. And the bathtub quickly overflows.

Please see the film An Inconvenient Truth. It's in theaters across the country right now. It lays bare the incredible peril in which human-derived global warming has placed our planet. It doesn't matter what your political persuasion is, or for that matter, what side of the global warming issue you find yourself. See the film, judge for yourself. I guarantee you'll be moved, if not radicalized.

The film follows former Vice President, Al Gore, as he trudges from city to city across the globe making a stunning multimedia presentation of what he calls our "planetary emergency". Gore has redirected his stumping skills, and instead of campaigning for himself, he's asking us to vote for the Earth in a bid to raise consciousness and stir political action. The film is frightening, hopeful, extremely intelligent and very, very motivating.

Politics and politicians polarize. I have no idea of your political POV, but there's about a 50% chance, in this country, it's different than mine. Al Gore has advanced a liberal Democratic agenda his whole life. Forget that. For real. He is not selling anything in this film other than defense of the planet.

I was fortunate enough to see Gore's presentation live last February at the TED Conference. Afterward, I spoke to him about Venice, a city he also loves. I told him a bit about the controversy around the MOSE floating dike project, and he talked about the lumbering political processes that are needed to galvanize people around real solutions.

I'm hoping this film quickens the step.

Ait

Has Enough Money Been Spent Trying To Save Venice?

Rg

Veniceblog reader Glyn writes:

"The Royal Geographical Society in Britain has a debate in London next Monday evening, 12 June, on the question "Has enough money been spent saving Venice?"

Any Venetophiles who will be in London that day can book tickets on www.veniceinperil.org/news/news

Tickets a bit pricey - £20 - but the speakers are very distinguished."

Should be lively. I wonder if the Dutch ever debated "has enough (as in too much) money been spent saving the Netherlands from the sea?"

Somehow I doubt it.

Schmistory

I've been looking for children's books about Venice so I can get my bambini properly propagandized before the July trip. I figured the Marco Polo story had probably been defanged and sweetened into kiddy format by some children's author somewhere, since the protagonist was young and adventurous. All I could find was an out of print Classic Comics edition published by Gallery Books called Journey of Marco Polo.

They lost me exactly 4 seconds into the book. Here are the first 2 frames.

Polo1 Polo2

Count the errors. Frame 1 ... no navy ever sailed into Venice until the French in 1797 ... Santa Maria della Salute was built over 350 years later. Frame 2 .... the Rialto bridge was built about 300 years later ... no army, navy, airforce or garden club ever captured Venice during the Republic other than Napoleon  ... the battle of Curzola was fought a year earlier in the seas of southern Dalmatia.

I'm surprised we don't see a vaporetto chugging through the Molo or an Internet cafe in the background.

Easy Cell Phones In Venice

If you really want to feel like a freak in Venice, walk around without a cell phone. Italy has among the highest cell penetration and the cheapest airtime in the world. You'll even see gondoliers yacking on their telefonini with passengers on board.

Truth is, I've never had a cell in Venice, and it's caused many a logistical inelegance, not to mention the sting of the stigma of being off the grid in a place where Nokia and Ericsson are as well known as Tintoretto and Titian.

I took some "high powered" hand-held radio tranceivers with me a few years back, and instead of the promised "one mile range" I wasn't able to get a clear signal from one end of the Piazza to the other.  Plus I looked like a dork. Over.

I'm supposedly a consumer technology expert, so I figured I needed to crack this cipher before going back to Venice in July. Solution: For under $60, shipped, I snagged two used Motorola V66 cellphones on Ebay. Nothing exciting ... slim, flip-open, mono-screen. But they are tri-band GSM babies, which means I can pop in a TIM or Vodaphone SIM card - available for purchase everywhere in Venice - and go. Many if not most Italians use the same pay-as-you-go method.

(By the way, there are many phones available here that work overseas ... you want a GSM compatible model that uses the 900/1800/1900 Mhz frequencies ... just do a little research, it's easy.)

There are rental places on the net, but they are ripoffs. They charge more for a two week rental for one phone than it cost me to buy two. And they totally hose you on the airtime/SIM cards. So brew your own. Ebay sticks it to the man once again.

V66